Major Tom

Okay, now that I have made sure there are no fires here at work I will take a little time to write. This last weekend Heidi and I went to her grandmother's brother's grandson's wedding with her grandmother and mother. Not necessarily my first choice for a weekend but I'd do much worse things for my wife and, besides, I put her through enough crap. So we drive down to the Cape, pick up the mothers, eat some sandwichs and head back north to Woburn/Stoneham. I was giving directions and I like to think that I did a pretty good job at it. The only mistake was based on the different titles 'From 93 South' (read north) and 'From 93 North' (read south). I forgot to read the 93 and turned us the wrong way off the offramp. Normal the next direction will bring an error like this to light, here are the next rest of the directions (as remembered by me):

Follow Montvale Ave to its end and then turn right on Main St. Immediately turn left onto Pleasant (this is the first overhead light). The Church is on your left (Center St).

Now it appears that Woburn and Stoneham are mirror images of each other. We were able to follow the directions upto the 'look there's the fuck church' step without suspecting there was an error. Incidently, there was a church on the right. Here is a map (Pleasant St. in Woburn is one way so the directions are a little messed up). By the way the Woburn Public Library has a cool ass building, and in case you cared the wedding was nice.

Yesterday, much to Heidi's chagrin, I played B&W2 and was much amused. I must train my stupid creature to not play with his toy and with the villagers as much. I could probably right for a while longer but there is work to be done.

Z.Monkey