Help Me Help You

Where I work there is a constant influx of people we call vendors. This is a misleading title as they are not actually selling us anything. Anyways, these vendors come from all parts of the world (though a large number of them come from southern California), which can cause some issues. The following is some advice that may be useful to our vendors (read: a list of complaints):

1. We often have to work in close proximity so please: shower, brush your teeth and use deodorant.
2. Use words not ambiguous body language (do not be a bobblehead).
3. Please understand your own equipment. Do not expect me to debug why your shit will not turn on.
4. Consume food on a regular basis. Do not expect me to work through lunch.
   
5. Rent a car or take a taxi. I do not want to have to pick you up before or drop you off after work (If your company will not pay for a car rental or a few taxi rides I recommend looking for a new place of employment).
6. Bring a change of clothing. It is not appropriate to wear the same outfit for an entire week... it will start to smell.
7. Know how to use your computer and your company's VPN. It really is not that difficult.

That is all I can think of at the moment. Perhaps there will be more.

Z.Monkey